Halloween Humor

Halloween Humor

You'll be the hit of the Halloween party with these monstrously funny (and corny) jokes! Try some out on your little goblins or have kids come up with a few of their own ghoulish giggles.


Why do vampires brush their teeth regularly? To avoid bat breath


Where do Ghosts go sailing? Lake Eeerie


What do vampire sailors call their ships? Blood Vessels


Why was the witch thrown out of school? She couldn't learn to spell.


What do you call two witches living together? Broommates


What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch


Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin


Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are much too heavy


When do werewolf children stay home from school? On a howl-iday


What is a ghost's favorite party game? Hide and shriek


What kind of mistakes do spooks make? Boo-boo


Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank


What's a ghost's favorite street? A dead end or boo-levard


What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck!


What do mummies listen to at parties? Wrap music


What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare RIbs



More Halloween Humor: Hosting a Halloween party? Why not play these super silly, totally hysterical Halloween Mad Libs story games! They're sure to be the hit of the party!

Halloween Mad Libs Junior

Monster Mad Libs

Scooby-Doo Halloween MAD LIBS

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Mad Libs

Monsters vs. Aliens Mad Libs


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 The Little Ones Halloween Special

There's a chill in the air, and that can only mean one thing to little children. Halloween is coming soon! The Little Ones Halloween Special is here to assist with your Halloween preparations. Check out our selection of Halloween theme parties & games, spooky books, haunting Halloween recipes, Halloween jokes and more! Whether you are trick or treating with your little ones, hosting a Halloween party or just getting into the "spirit" of the holiday, our Halloween feature can help your family have a happy and safe Halloween!



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