Halloween Humor

You’ll be the hit of the Halloween party with these monstrously funny (and corny) jokes! Try some out on your little goblins or have kids come up with a few of their own ghoulish giggles.

Why do vampires brush their teeth regularly? To avoid bat breath
Where do Ghosts go sailing? Lake Eeerie
What do vampire sailors call their ships? Blood Vessels
Why was the witch thrown out of school? She couldn’t learn to spell.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin
When do werewolf children stay home from school? On a howl-iday
Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank
What’s a ghost’s favorite street? A dead end
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck!
What do mummies listen to at parties? Wrap music

More Halloween Humor: Hosting a Halloween party? Why not play these super silly, totally hysterical Halloween Mad Libs story games! They’re sure to be the hit of the party!

Halloween Mad Libs Junior